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Russian “Sex Spy” Might Sell Her “Secrets” to Playboy – Why is she called a “sex spy” instead of a “sexy spy”?  Because when she was in Great Britain, she apparently frequented bars that were attended by high members of Parliament or the Royal Family in an attempt to sleep with them.  Her intention was to gather information by using her body.  Needless to say, she failed miserably.

She then “infiltrated” American society (she simply moved to the U.S.) and tried to gather information by trying to meet business professionals and politicians in an effort to understand what U.S. policy makers are thinking.  This too was limited in success, and I should add really, really lame in the spy world.  Embarrassingly lame.  But hey, she’s a chick, she’s getting a lot of attention, I’m sure she’s enjoying it.  We men would be embarrassed to be called spies if we got convicted of trying to meet people and guess U.S. policy and then try to divulge the information to Russian authorities via Email.

Why would we embarrassed?  Because most of the information she found out could probably be found out by doing a Google search.  And probably none of her information can be considered “top secret”.

So anyways, she’s looking to get a $250,000 book deal, a possible movie, and it’s even been suggested to her to pose for Playboy.  And she’s just eating it up.  She probably won’t do the Playboy thing – yet.  But if she does, you won’t hear me complaining.